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462V-The Amazing Compressed Air Car


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This car runs on air. It produces zero pollution. Air in, air out.
When is it available. NOW!
460W-The Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all cheering and clapping wildly!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better, more faithful man for our daughter. Welcome to our family.'






Oh! By the Way.
It's always smart to keep your condoms in your car.
435W-WHY WE HAVE AN OIL CRISIS
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:
       ALASKA
       California
       Coastal Florida
       Coastal Louisiana
       Kansas
       Oklahoma
       Pennsylvania and
       Texas

Our DIPSTICKS Are located in Washington, DC!!!

Any Questions?
NO. Didn't think So.

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